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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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