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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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