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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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