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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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