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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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