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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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