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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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