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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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