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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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