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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖
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