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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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