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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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