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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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