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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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