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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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