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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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