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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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