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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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