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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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