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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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