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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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