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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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