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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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