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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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