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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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