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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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