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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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