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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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