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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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