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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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