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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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