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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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