Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.