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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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