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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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