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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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