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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pennywise eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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