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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁
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