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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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