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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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