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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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