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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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