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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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