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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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