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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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