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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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