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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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