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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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