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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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