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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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