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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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