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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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