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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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