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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺
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